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Journalismkidd: March 2009

Friday, March 6, 2009

20 things I hate about FACEBOOK


FACEBOOK HAS RUINED RELATIONSHIPS, REPUTATIONS, CAREERS, AND THE GRADES OF MANY.... HERE ARE THE 25 REASONS I HATE FACEBOOK!

( In order of least annoying to most !!!)




1. The Annoying 25 things notes

2. Poking!!! Why not have hugging and bitch slapping too

3. Happy Birthday post to people you barely know

4. The Compare Friend application

5.Food Fight Request

6.FACEBOOK CHAT!

7. iGifts (dumb, random, unnecessary)

8.That ridicuolus person that updates their status like 4 times a day

9.Old People on Facebook

10.Group invites to support random crap (like Mormon conventions)

11. TOP FRIEND DRAMA " OMFG i'm not in your Top Ten"

12. Bumper Stickers with unfunny catchphrases

13. Depressing Status updates

14.Friendship Detail Request

15. Relative Request

16. Awkward webcam videos

17. Tagged Bad Photos and "friends" leave 20 rude comments

18. Being tagged to gorillas or bearillas

19. "Lost Phone" facebook groups... sorry i've done it multiple times i know its pathetic

20. Creepy Ads like "young christian singles looking 4 love"

21. Duplicate Pictures

22. Facebook Relationship Gossip

23-24. Facebook stalkers, creepers, and overusers


Oh, Facebook. You cyberland of rampant narcissism and wasted time I love you. What started out as a social networking site for college kids has somehow turned into a cesspool of self-absorbed way-too-old-to-be-fucking-around-on-Facebook adults who think that the rest of us actually give a shit about what they're drinking, eating, thinking, reading, watching, and/or are listening to every five minutes. Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P