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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

ThE 13 PeoPle U DoN't wAnT @ a ParTy

Everyone has their own negative traits, some have more than others. We would like to think that everyone is full of good, intelligent, and kind hearted but, let's be real that's just not true. Sometimes I can be having a great day then some negative jackass knocks the smile of my face with a dumb comment. This "negative" people are pesks especially in group situations and or parties..... "Party poopers have been around since the invention of cake"- collegecandy.com



HeRe are the 13 PeoPle U DoN't wANt @ a ParTy
(Everyone can be at least one of these characters from time to time)



1. Manipulative Marie's.... These individuals are experts at manipulation tactics, they love taking advantage of drunk people and many people don't even realised they've been deceived until their the only person streaking outside of Steak n Shake at one in the morning... Why They Suck: Manipulative people are great at making others feel dumb and slowly eat at the weaks self esteem. All of a sudden they do their dirt with no repercussions, and they believe the world revolves around them and their manipulative antics.


2. Debbie Downers... These people can't appreciate anything, They complain from the parties beginning to end the complain even more when under the influence. If you tell them you like the mixed drinks they will tell you how much they suck and how much the ones in panama city were better. You tell them you aced the mid-term they'll tell you how everyone failed the final last year... Why They Suck: They are vampires sucking the joy out of everything. They destroy positive atmospheres.



3. Self-Centered Stacy's... These people believe the world (or at least the party) revolves around them. The Stacy's aren't as cunning and deceitful as the Marie's; the do more overt things for attention like screaming "Body shots!!", Dancing on tables, and hooking up with random people. They randomly do things for attention it's kind of sad... Why They Suck: They only care about their needs, They are attention whores and leave others in the dust feeling either sad for them are pissed because their drunken rendition of "I kissed a girl and I liked it" ruined the party.



4. Judgemental Joey... These people think they are so smart, deep, and intellectual and when other people thinks something is hilarious, funny or cute they find it strange, weird or idiotic. They try to correct others grammar at parties, look down upon those who aren't like them and if someone different they find it disturbing and wrong. Why They Suck: Judgemental Joey's are similar to Debbie Downers except they are more cynical and intelligent. They don't really have close friends and when they hang out with others you understand why they are loners...


5. Ditsy Daisy's ... This group can be highly annoying. They are or act innocent, dumb, and sensitive. Daisy's or so out of tune with the world partially because their vain, partially because their fake, and unintelligent. Sometimes being a Daisy can be an act crafted by many attractive females to get away with stupid, or inappropriate actions or comments. Why They Suck: They seem really fake, insincere and at times can be obnoxious. They can be total cock blocks or easy at parties just depends.





6. Disrespectful Darren's... These people do the most childish and disrespectful things at the most inappropriate times. They force themselves into situations that don't involve them and make dumb comments when asked their opinion. They sometimes use their physical stature to intimidate and persuade others. In essence, their like the bullies of the social gathering. Why They Suck: These people crave attention. They have no sense of boundaries, They don't respect others space, privacy, secrets, or feelings.

7. Never Enough Nick's... These people are never satisfied and they act like the party house is some hotel on a resort. They request things, complain about the taste of food or drinks, and even tell stories about better parties in Miami or something. Sometimes they bring their own drinks, food or etc and compare. Why They Suck: These people take you and fun for granted. You will spend so much time trying to be a good host to them your other guest are abandoned.





8. Creeping Carl's.... Well, hey most groups have one. Its that guy that leaches and prays on the drunken or even the sober. Everyone can be have a great time and he ruins it with one of his creeper comments or off the sexual innuendos that have nothing to do with the topic. Creeping Carl's are infamous for killing jokes and smelling girls hair when their not looking. Why They Suck: They make the females in the party uncomfortable, kill jokes and can ruin social gatherings.


9. Sober Saint Sarah... She is the girl that loves to "party" but proclaims loudly that she doesn't or no longer drinks or dances for personal and or religious purposes. They believe people no one longer respects them because their soberness; Sometimes they go as for a making fun of others in a drunken stupor or look down upon non sober antics if they go too far. Why They Suck: I respect that you don't drink but, you don't have to proclaim it or even or go party. They ruin the others fun.


10. Ghetto Gretta... These people are purposely loud, obnoxious and rude. And will do anything for attention. They hate being corrected and will get even louder. They starts fights and drama. They are infamous for waving their finger in your face smacking yo lips and speaking so fast it seems like a different language. They have big jewelry, big hair, and no sense. Sometimes they'll even steal from parties for what they feel are justified reasons. Why They Suck: Self Explanatory.



11. Double Trouble "Dean and Diane".... They're usually a "new couple" they act like they've never been out before. Well, They more so act like they're not in public. They make out on couches, do body shots on back porches, and grind on the dance floor and it's like clock work you can find them in someones bed before 1 in the morning. Why They Suck: Nothings wrong with porn but, You don't want to watch your friends have sex.


12. Crying Callie.... They seem normal until about midnight, and as soon as the clock strikes they are crying. They're not sure why, but they can't stop. The demand attention and want others to join in on the depression. Don't try to comfort her, everything you say is going to be offense. Just leave her by themself, they'll hopeful stop, and nine times outta ten there is someone at the party who gets caught in their emotional web. Let them handle it. Why They Suck: Too Draining and too much drama.


13. Drunken Dave.... Drunken, incoherent and rambling about nothing and has random rages of violence. They are tanks and can down liqour and beer like champs. They rarely puke but can explode at randoms times. The best thing you can do with this person pass out. Why They Suck: Their just disturbing!!!


WATCH OUT!!!! FOR THESE PARTY CRASHERS



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I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P