
Hey
Missouri Baptist aka MoBap aka MBU has amazing meals and cafeteria services. I look forward to the beautiful faces of the young women that serve our meals and still maintain their charming attitudes and alluring smiles. They amaze me with the whimisical way the slop gravy over my yummy three day old crusty chicken and over cook my vegetables with delight. I appreciate the sastisfactory prices and the outstanding variety.
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But, On a more serious note, MoBap's meal plans blow hardcore. The food is raunchy. Well, I'll call it like I see it (*Note much bias inserted, I was accused of trying to steal ice cream, fat guy go figure). Well, @ Missouri Baptist the food is decent on Monday and Tuesday the patties slightly fresh and vegetables still yummy directly from the can and the bread semi soft. Well as the week continues and the food becomes more and more shitty and the cafeteria workers become more and more creative. Then crusty chicken patties, become hot sauce soaked patties, then chicken strips and the beef chunks (Don't ask me how its unknown MBU magic). The chicken wings turn into hot wings, sweet and sour wings, salad toppings and then a chicken soup. That is creativity at its finest... How someone can turn decent chicken patties into hardened gross beef chunks in one week is unknown to me.
In my personal opinion, the fries and salad bar are the perks of MoBap's wide assortment of entrees. The soups look like either urine or cat vomit depending on the day, I never have been daring enough to try and taste. The pasta taste like mush and looks like some unexplainable creation you would make in a middle school home economics class or something you would dare your friend to eat that you found behind the clubhouse when you were tweleve. And then, theres the fresh never ripe fruit to be honest it's the best deal, if your lucky you can fine one that's not overrippened or prayerfully not tainted by unwashed hands of others.
Then the pricing and serving amount. The portions are actually good, the willing, happily and readily slop junk on usual clean plates (thats a whole other story). They usually give you more the kinder you are or if you entertain them with exciting small talk. The pricing for the products well food if you wanna call it that is ridiculous. 6 pieces of ravioli for 2.25= insane. 1.75 for one egg roll= crazy. Seeing Nana "the funny black lady" everyday= priceless.
Most of the cafeteria workers have stink attitudes with underlying suspicsion in their eyes. Who the hell would steal a beef chunk? hahaha
My advice bring your lunch or use a vending machine or if you live in the dorms move out or if your broke starve because the MoBap cafeteria is hell, hell with potatoes and gravy on the side.
Good Eating,
Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P