MOBAP IS AMAZING (*NOTE THE SARCASM)

MISSOURI BAPTIST UNIVERSITY aka MOBAP aka MBU is amazing (*note the sarcasm.) This schoool has tons of events from the weekly bible studies in the Perk to the amazing basketball games. There is always high student attendance at these exciting functions. The cheerleaders are great. Personally, I believe the cheerleaders should get more recongnition because those high kicks and cart-wheels are grade A, olympic material.

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On a more serious note The Perk is useless. The Perk is an never packed coffeehouse on the Missouri Baptist campus. The drinks are too expensive for the college budget and they taste like dirt. The prepackaged muffins are huge and kinda good but, over priced. The only thing The Perk is useful for is the weekly bible studies that only fifteen percent of the student body attends or for upper middle class or wealthy staff to spend their money on. I believe this building was a waste of time effort and money but, hey i'm only a dumb college kid.


Then, there's the "weight room" it's really sad, semi-pathetic and hidden for a reason. I wish the tour guide during my visit wouldn't have forgotten this room. It's hard to explain the look of the "weight room" without inserting my bias or seeming over dramatic because it just happens to be that shitty. It has a fifteen person max and you must leave for belongings outside or in our schools locker room (there are no lockers). The equipment is either rusted, dated, or broken. But, if you have nowhere else to lift do what you gotta do.

And then there's the exciting MoBap weekends.... There there awesome, when you want to be surronded by the same people you see day in and day out in school, practice, and lunch. The best MoBap weekend I had was not being at MoBap. A roadtrip to Mizzou was pretty sweet.

If I ever wanted to punish someone I loved I'd send them to MoBap. It's a baptist prison. But, some people like being caged. I don't.