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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Top 13 Cel3b DOuche BaGs








Top 13 Celebrity Douche Bags


1. Kanye West

By far biggest celebrity douche. Kanye West is one of the most blantantly dumb celebrities in the music scene, but he is a great producer/artist and keeps turning out number one single after number one single. Kanye likes to kiss ass at MTV and then bitch about MTV, all the while claiming that everyone on the face of the earth is racist and trying to keep Kanye down.

2. George W Bush

No explanation needed... The lost years: 2000-2008



3. Chris Brown

This is not going to be his year, I don't know how you get back on top of the game when your getting accused of beating your exes ass

4. Simon Cowell, and anyone on American Idol

This Show is annoying, so is Simon it's and getting REALLY old and repeative, same problem different people.

5. A-Rod and Baseball

This lying about taking steroids crap is getting so lame. There is no honesty in baseball.

6. Paris Hilton

She is the epitome of a dumb blonde bitch... She is so influential in American society it's that this woman got famous do partying WTF?



7. P. Diddy
The most confident for no reason douche bag in the game he sells more Sean John clothes than albums and the Badboy record label gonna suck without Danity Kane. He is cocky he needs a reality check.

8. Hillary Clinton

What a C.U.N.T.

Catty, Ugly, Nasty, Troll

http://f-ckingc-nts.com/politics/drop-out-of-the-race-already-hillary/

9. Tyra Banks

She was hot. But that damn forehead. I liked Tyra Banks better back when she wasn’t saying shit. Now all of the sudden she’s the new Oprah. Personally, I am of the opinion that one Oprah was already one too many. Tyra Banks has two shows on TV in which she dispenses bad advice to desperate girls and woman despite being crazier than a crackhouse rat.

10. Dane Cook

He is probably the best reason not to equate MySpace stardom with actual stardom. He is perhaps best known as a “comedian” that steals jokes from other comedians, then goes out of his way to make them unfunny. Dane Cook’s greatest contribution has been to introduce a new way to flip people off to his fellow frat boy douchebags that constitute his fan base including me...

11. Kim Kardashian

She is hot but, a cry baby back bitch! The Keep up with Kardashians show she is on is a freakin' joke and she's incredible spoiled.

12. Bill O'Reilly

He is a popular conservative commentator (at least he was until he acknowledged that he was skeptical of the Bush administration because of the failure to find Weapons of Mass Destruction - this has caused him to fall in respect among True Believers). Unfortunately, it appears that he may have a very strong anti-immigrant and anti-Hispanic disposition.


13. Tom Cruise

No Explaination needed




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4 comments:

  1. So true. Kim Kardashian is a spoiled bitch. Aww I like Dane Cook.. :( But everyone else I agree.

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  2. haha thanks yeah Dane's not as much of a douche... he's just annoying after a while, which alot of ppl are (cough,cough) ZAYA jk

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  3. I think you need to put Lil Wayne on there. I love Kanye but he is a douchebag lol.

    RKor

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