ThE 13 PeoPle U DoN't wAnT @ a ParTy

Everyone has their own negative traits, some have more than others. We would like to think that everyone is full of good, intelligent, and kind hearted but, let's be real that's just not true. Sometimes I can be having a great day then some negative jackass knocks the smile of my face with a dumb comment. This "negative" people are pesks especially in group situations and or parties..... "Party poopers have been around since the invention of cake"- collegecandy.com

HeRe are the 13 PeoPle U DoN't wANt @ a ParTy

(Everyone can be at least one of these characters from time to time)

1. Manipulative Marie's.... These individuals are experts at manipulation tactics, they love taking advantage of drunk people and many people don't even realised they've been deceived until their the only person streaking outside of Steak n Shake at one in the morning... Why They Suck: Manipulative people are great at making others feel dumb and slowly eat at the weaks self esteem. All of a sudden they do their dirt with no repercussions, and they believe the world revolves around them and their manipulative antics.

2. Debbie Downers... These people can't appreciate anything, They complain from the parties beginning to end the complain even more when under the influence. If you tell them you like the mixed drinks they will tell you how much they suck and how much the ones in panama city were better. You tell them you aced the mid-term they'll tell you how everyone failed the final last year... Why They Suck: They are vampires sucking the joy out of everything. They destroy positive atmospheres.

3. Self-Centered Stacy's... These people believe the world (or at least the party) revolves around them. The Stacy's aren't as cunning and deceitful as the Marie's; the do more overt things for attention like screaming "Body shots!!", Dancing on tables, and hooking up with random people. They randomly do things for attention it's kind of sad... Why They Suck: They only care about their needs, They are attention whores and leave others in the dust feeling either sad for them are pissed because their drunken rendition of "I kissed a girl and I liked it" ruined the party.

4. Judgemental Joey... These people think they are so smart, deep, and intellectual and when other people thinks something is hilarious, funny or cute they find it strange, weird or idiotic. They try to correct others grammar at parties, look down upon those who aren't like them and if someone different they find it disturbing and wrong. Why They Suck: Judgemental Joey's are similar to Debbie Downers except they are more cynical and intelligent. They don't really have close friends and when they hang out with others you understand why they are loners...

5. Ditsy Daisy's ... This group can be highly annoying. They are or act innocent, dumb, and sensitive. Daisy's or so out of tune with the world partially because their vain, partially because their fake, and unintelligent. Sometimes being a Daisy can be an act crafted by many attractive females to get away with stupid, or inappropriate actions or comments. Why They Suck: They seem really fake, insincere and at times can be obnoxious. They can be total cock blocks or easy at parties just depends.

6. Disrespectful Darren's... These people do the most childish and disrespectful things at the most inappropriate times. They force themselves into situations that don't involve them and make dumb comments when asked their opinion. They sometimes use their physical stature to intimidate and persuade others. In essence, their like the bullies of the social gathering. Why They Suck: These people crave attention. They have no sense of boundaries, They don't respect others space, privacy, secrets, or feelings.

7. Never Enough Nick's... These people are never satisfied and they act like the party house is some hotel on a resort. They request things, complain about the taste of food or drinks, and even tell stories about better parties in Miami or something. Sometimes they bring their own drinks, food or etc and compare. Why They Suck: These people take you and fun for granted. You will spend so much time trying to be a good host to them your other guest are abandoned.

8. Creeping Carl's.... Well, hey most groups have one. Its that guy that leaches and prays on the drunken or even the sober. Everyone can be have a great time and he ruins it with one of his creeper comments or off the sexual innuendos that have nothing to do with the topic. Creeping Carl's are infamous for killing jokes and smelling girls hair when their not looking. Why They Suck: They make the females in the party uncomfortable, kill jokes and can ruin social gatherings.

9. Sober Saint Sarah... She is the girl that loves to "party" but proclaims loudly that she doesn't or no longer drinks or dances for personal and or religious purposes. They believe people no one longer respects them because their soberness; Sometimes they go as for a making fun of others in a drunken stupor or look down upon non sober antics if they go too far. Why They Suck: I respect that you don't drink but, you don't have to proclaim it or even or go party. They ruin the others fun.

10. Ghetto Gretta... These people are purposely loud, obnoxious and rude. And will do anything for attention. They hate being corrected and will get even louder. They starts fights and drama. They are infamous for waving their finger in your face smacking yo lips and speaking so fast it seems like a different language. They have big jewelry, big hair, and no sense. Sometimes they'll even steal from parties for what they feel are justified reasons. Why They Suck: Self Explanatory.

11. Double Trouble "Dean and Diane".... They're usually a "new couple" they act like they've never been out before. Well, They more so act like they're not in public. They make out on couches, do body shots on back porches, and grind on the dance floor and it's like clock work you can find them in someones bed before 1 in the morning. Why They Suck: Nothings wrong with porn but, You don't want to watch your friends have sex.

12. Crying Callie.... They seem normal until about midnight, and as soon as the clock strikes they are crying. They're not sure why, but they can't stop. The demand attention and want others to join in on the depression. Don't try to comfort her, everything you say is going to be offense. Just leave her by themself, they'll hopeful stop, and nine times outta ten there is someone at the party who gets caught in their emotional web. Let them handle it. Why They Suck: Too Draining and too much drama.

13. Drunken Dave.... Drunken, incoherent and rambling about nothing and has random rages of violence. They are tanks and can down liqour and beer like champs. They rarely puke but can explode at randoms times. The best thing you can do with this person pass out. Why They Suck: Their just disturbing!!!

WATCH OUT!!!! FOR THESE PARTY CRASHERS

Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P

20 things I hate about FACEBOOK

FACEBOOK HAS RUINED RELATIONSHIPS, REPUTATIONS, CAREERS, AND THE GRADES OF MANY.... HERE ARE THE 25 REASONS I HATE FACEBOOK!

( In order of least annoying to most !!!)

1. The Annoying 25 things notes

2. Poking!!! Why not have hugging and bitch slapping too

3. Happy Birthday post to people you barely know

4. The Compare Friend application

5.Food Fight Request

6.FACEBOOK CHAT!

7. iGifts (dumb, random, unnecessary)

8.That ridicuolus person that updates their status like 4 times a day

9.Old People on Facebook

10.Group invites to support random crap (like Mormon conventions)

11. TOP FRIEND DRAMA " OMFG i'm not in your Top Ten"

12. Bumper Stickers with unfunny catchphrases

13. Depressing Status updates

14.Friendship Detail Request

15. Relative Request

16. Awkward webcam videos

17. Tagged Bad Photos and "friends" leave 20 rude comments

18. Being tagged to gorillas or bearillas

19. "Lost Phone" facebook groups... sorry i've done it multiple times i know its pathetic

20. Creepy Ads like "young christian singles looking 4 love"

21. Duplicate Pictures

22. Facebook Relationship Gossip

23-24. Facebook stalkers, creepers, and overusers

Oh, Facebook. You cyberland of rampant narcissism and wasted time I love you. What started out as a social networking site for college kids has somehow turned into a cesspool of self-absorbed way-too-old-to-be-fucking-around-on-Facebook adults who think that the rest of us actually give a shit about what they're drinking, eating, thinking, reading, watching, and/or are listening to every five minutes. Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P

Top 13 Cel3b DOuche BaGs

Top 13 Celebrity Douche Bags


1. Kanye West

By far biggest celebrity douche. Kanye West is one of the most blantantly dumb celebrities in the music scene, but he is a great producer/artist and keeps turning out number one single after number one single. Kanye likes to kiss ass at MTV and then bitch about MTV, all the while claiming that everyone on the face of the earth is racist and trying to keep Kanye down.

2. George W Bush

No explanation needed... The lost years: 2000-2008



3. Chris Brown

This is not going to be his year, I don't know how you get back on top of the game when your getting accused of beating your exes ass

4. Simon Cowell, and anyone on American Idol

This Show is annoying, so is Simon it's and getting REALLY old and repeative, same problem different people.

5. A-Rod and Baseball

This lying about taking steroids crap is getting so lame. There is no honesty in baseball.

6. Paris Hilton

She is the epitome of a dumb blonde bitch... She is so influential in American society it's that this woman got famous do partying WTF?


7. P. Diddy
The most confident for no reason douche bag in the game he sells more Sean John clothes than albums and the Badboy record label gonna suck without Danity Kane. He is cocky he needs a reality check.

8. Hillary Clinton

What a C.U.N.T.

Catty, Ugly, Nasty, Troll

http://f-ckingc-nts.com/politics/drop-out-of-the-race-already-hillary/

9. Tyra Banks

She was hot. But that damn forehead. I liked Tyra Banks better back when she wasn’t saying shit. Now all of the sudden she’s the new Oprah. Personally, I am of the opinion that one Oprah was already one too many. Tyra Banks has two shows on TV in which she dispenses bad advice to desperate girls and woman despite being crazier than a crackhouse rat.

10. Dane Cook

He is probably the best reason not to equate MySpace stardom with actual stardom. He is perhaps best known as a “comedian” that steals jokes from other comedians, then goes out of his way to make them unfunny. Dane Cook’s greatest contribution has been to introduce a new way to flip people off to his fellow frat boy douchebags that constitute his fan base including me...

11. Kim Kardashian

She is hot but, a cry baby back bitch! The Keep up with Kardashians show she is on is a freakin' joke and she's incredible spoiled.

12. Bill O'Reilly

He is a popular conservative commentator (at least he was until he acknowledged that he was skeptical of the Bush administration because of the failure to find Weapons of Mass Destruction - this has caused him to fall in respect among True Believers). Unfortunately, it appears that he may have a very strong anti-immigrant and anti-Hispanic disposition.

13. Tom Cruise

No Explaination needed



Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P

TYPES of DRiNK3RS

Underaged Drinking, well in college it's going to happen, especially in a school like MOBAP where you have to create your own fun. I don't condone it haha but, I have to acknowledge that it exist especially with the the rampid and hilarious drama and/or antics that occur while people are wasted. There are many reasons people drink, someone even said "they do it to get through the day, because hell it's MOBAP." There also a vast variety of ways people react or act when under the influence of alcohol. If your a college drinker you probably fall under one of these ten catergories haha and maybe if your a real badass you've fallen into each one of the catergories in a single weekend...

The Depressed/Suicidal Drinker: Your life is in a state of so-called "crisis", at least that's what you believe because your trashed. Maybe you've recently been dumped via Facebook, been blamed for stealing from the dorms, owe your friends over 500$ in back rent, or maybe you just failed an exam for a class you though you would ace. Your sensitive as hell, shit if your a guy you probably cry and blackout and if your a chick you probably do the same accept with more witnesses. Key Motivation: Nothing feels that bad when you have Smirnoff running through your veins.

The Relaxer: Your favorite phrases are " I just wanna get loose" or " I'm only buzzed". You usually work really hard and spread out your drinks so you don't get too wasted. You can be a douche bag and make fun of your plastered friends. your usually really busy even on weekends with an hectic schedule from sports, a shitty job to crazy roommates who never do dishes and invite over the univited. Alot of the time your either too busy to drink or too broke. Key Motivation: To escape the madness, to chill, to make fun of toasted friends.

Party Boy/Girl: Dollar pitchers on Mondays, Body shots on Tuesday. Tiki Wednesdays, Thirsty Thursdays, House party Fridays, Tailgates on Saturdays, and just because there is no school Sundays. You might be an alcoholic or just have a drinking problem, but you defintly drink entirely too much. You drink for fun, damn you can't have fun without it. Key Motivation: Not to remember Thursday through Monday and have fun!

The Bonding Bro: You are really annoying. Your favorite phrases are "Bro." and "I love you, man". You are really touchy feely with friends and tell life stories and cry and talk about philosphical shit when trashed. yo constantly embrace friends and remind them how much you love them and how wasted you are. You binge drink and your the king of the keggars. Key Motivation: Alcohol is the rope that ties everyone together, and you freakin' love your homeboys "no homo".

The Conformist/The Fake Drinker: Your annoying too. You either drink because everyone else is or you act drunk from two beers. You volunteer to be the designated driver at slamming parties, your a follwer. You figure everyone else is doing power hour, why not you? That's what college is about, getting trashed with friends? Key Motivations: Hey everyone else is, why the hell not?/ I can't get too trashed.

The "Slut": Again for the record guys can be sluts too, it's just less common. The slut is usually single or in a emotionally fucked up relationship.They drink for freedom, to drop inhabitions, and for attention. The slut looses all shame after the first shot. The slut kisses random people and usually by the end of the night has a make out partner, cuddle buddy, or hook up friend. The sluts tend to be self absorbed and drink to cover up insecurities. Key Motivations: To get rid of inhabitions and pesky morals, You think drinking gives you the right to be a whore.

The Binger: Drinks whenever there are large groups of people around (house parties, tailgates, bars, clubs, at home with his 6 roommates... that's why he has 6 roommates) He drinks ridiculous amounts of liquor and has constant mood swings because of the large amounts consumed. The binger can go weeks without drinking and then down a fifth of Jose with no problem. Key Motivation: Everyone loves everyone so much more when liquor is involved. And You party hard.

The Boredom Drinker: Your kinda funny, you drink by yourself while some of your friends are getting wasted at a keg party. You like drinking alone no one can take advantage of you and you like it quiet. Or you may have a 30 minute break between class and decide to get jacked up on diet Mountain Dew. Key Motivation: Booze passes the time and watching TBS with some Jack Daniels sounds more fun to you than getting into a drunken fight at a bar.

The "Douche" bag: You think your bad ass, but you really cannot handle your liquor. As a result of you escapades alot can happen from puking to fighting, pissing yourself or pissing on others. Your favorite phrases include " Look how much I can drink bro.", "I dare you to fight me I'm schwasted.", "Watch me chug this shit bro, beer bong". You think your macho, but you have the liquor tolerance of a 12 year old anorexic girl. Key Motivation: A definite need for attention, the urge to prove that you can drink more vodka and beer than anyone around.

The Alcoholic: Yolu have a problem, you drink for fun, you drink when upset and if your not wasted you feel like theres a problem. You lost all control of their drinking habits. Since the drink has become a drug, or a medication to pain, it can become highly addictive. Drinking interfers with with your life and theres nothing funny about your problem at all.

Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P

U kN0w Yu'R3 @ mObAp...

"WELCOME 2 MOBAP"

YOU know you're @ Missouri Baptist University student when...

1. The highlight of your "school" day is Chapel

2. You know the names of over half your gradutaing class

3. You have an assigned table @ lunch based on your sport or activity

4. You've given the eViL eye to the "mean" douche bag security guard not the "nice" one

5. You skip one class to write a paper for another

6. You have the inate ability to turn any innocent game or actvity n2 a drinking game

7. You're jealous of Lindenwood, but probably would never admit it outloud

8. You will never forget your cellphone/but can't remeber paper 4 class

9. You get depressed when u walk into the weight room

10. You get even more depressed when u walk in the gym

11. You save number's in yo phone like Religious Riley, Slutty Sarah and Alcohol Guy

12. You avoid the Perk unless Salzer is singing @ OpEn Mic

13. You got jacked up on Mountain Dew or Diet Dew (at least once)

14. You've stolen food 4rm the cafe, had food stolen 4rm the cafe or have seen food stolen 4rm the cafe

15. You tell People about Your school they say "Huh? Say that again? What is THAT?"

16. You've never gotten lost on campus

17. You get highly annoyed by Dr. Chambers and have observed how tight those buttons are on his stomach.

18. The lunchroom is also a multipurpose room and lounge

19. You can count the number of normal coples on one hand

20. You have to drive off campus to practice

21. Your teacher brings in their sick kids for students to babysit
22. The guest speaker at Chapel asks if he is speaking to the senior class and the president replies that it is the whole school
23. "remember whens" are your specialty
24. You wish your tour guide/ and recuiter was honest

25. You don't date anyone from your school because you already feel related

26. You thought it was a joke when they said we don't believe in dancing

Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P

mOBap R3LAtiOnShiPs

I am no relationship expert to say the LEAST ( going through some shakiness right now anyway nuff said), but I have observed the relationships that occur at MoBap. I've yet to see a healthy one or one that seems even close to normal. It's like drama left and right and some how with my big ass mouth I seem to get involved or if I don't comment people say I'm not acting myself or that I'm being fake or distant (but, thats a Whole other story). Well, most of these relationships end up being but of jokes or just so ridiculous that others become infatuted with the dumbfounded lovers next move or even a school legend that you can never live down i.e. "sex in the woods on the first day of school." At Missouri Baptist University you're living in a fish tank especially when in a relationship. Know that at Missouri Baptist you will be judged, people will stare, and don't you dare have any overlapping body parts because you maybe reported our dicsiplined by the staff. I know it's worse than high school everyone knows everyone, they know what your doing and who. As my friend Anton would say "WeLcoMe 2 mOBap". It's kinda sad but, at the sametime so entertaining.

Heres Some of the kinda fuckd up Relationships that roam this campus:

And I'm not gonna name drop which was suggested but I will tag u haha you know who u r

1. The "UnDerCoVer LoVers": To me this one is the most pathetic. No not pathetic... sad. I know you guys don't want anyone in your business and y'all try to act real discreet or sometimes you'll even have the audacity to say "We're just friends" when in all reality everyone knows "Y'all just fuckin". It's cool though I would probably wanna be undercover too if I had a realtionship with someone @ MoBap. Just know we know ;)

2. The "DrAmA FiLLed". This relationship is the most entertaining and just happens to occur most @ our lovely university. It usually happens with theres inter sport realtionships. Why a wrestlergirl would wanna date a wrestlerguy is beyond me... y'all could suplex each other jk or a volleyball guy and a volleyball girl wtf? are y'all gonna do each others nails jk ;)...m And most the drama occurs when one or more in the relationship are intoxicated. It's sad yet so funny. The "drama filled" usually tells everyone their business and seeks counsel from me and other friends. And if they get paranoid, they intrapt friends and use them as spies. These break ups are the worse and can divide teams haha are lunch tables. :P

3. "The Slut". Just to start off guys can be sluts too but less common. Well, some say it's hard to be a slut @ MoBap but its not as hard as you think. Every team has one one. Here are some signs of a slut: A. Sex in Public (woods) B. Sex first day you meet someone C. Sex with more than one person in a week. D. If you have a STD or every had a STD (mat herpes doesn't count) E. You have taken plan b more than twice. F. You don't know anyone sluttier than you.

4. "ThE CLiNgY & ThE PLaYa" This happens sometimes. I rarely see it but, I heard it runs rampid with the basketball players. It's usually a guy (sometimes a girl) who just wants to have fun, usually lookin' 4 sex or just an f-buddy and then they meet the clingy, usually a virgin or just very insecure thinking they can meet no one else. In the end the Playa becomes know as an asshole and the Clingy as Phsyco. hahaha shit hapens :D

5. "Normal Realtionship" Hahhah doesn't exist... wait Shamaine and Woody. Well Woody just transfered this semester so It don't count....

MoBap relationships are wacked, but hey so is are school... have fun

Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P

MoBap Meals (Just like mom used to make)

Hey

Missouri Baptist aka MoBap aka MBU has amazing meals and cafeteria services. I look forward to the beautiful faces of the young women that serve our meals and still maintain their charming attitudes and alluring smiles. They amaze me with the whimisical way the slop gravy over my yummy three day old crusty chicken and over cook my vegetables with delight. I appreciate the sastisfactory prices and the outstanding variety.

Hahahahaha

But, On a more serious note, MoBap's meal plans blow hardcore. The food is raunchy. Well, I'll call it like I see it (*Note much bias inserted, I was accused of trying to steal ice cream, fat guy go figure). Well, @ Missouri Baptist the food is decent on Monday and Tuesday the patties slightly fresh and vegetables still yummy directly from the can and the bread semi soft. Well as the week continues and the food becomes more and more shitty and the cafeteria workers become more and more creative. Then crusty chicken patties, become hot sauce soaked patties, then chicken strips and the beef chunks (Don't ask me how its unknown MBU magic). The chicken wings turn into hot wings, sweet and sour wings, salad toppings and then a chicken soup. That is creativity at its finest... How someone can turn decent chicken patties into hardened gross beef chunks in one week is unknown to me.

In my personal opinion, the fries and salad bar are the perks of MoBap's wide assortment of entrees. The soups look like either urine or cat vomit depending on the day, I never have been daring enough to try and taste. The pasta taste like mush and looks like some unexplainable creation you would make in a middle school home economics class or something you would dare your friend to eat that you found behind the clubhouse when you were tweleve. And then, theres the fresh never ripe fruit to be honest it's the best deal, if your lucky you can fine one that's not overrippened or prayerfully not tainted by unwashed hands of others.

Then the pricing and serving amount. The portions are actually good, the willing, happily and readily slop junk on usual clean plates (thats a whole other story). They usually give you more the kinder you are or if you entertain them with exciting small talk. The pricing for the products well food if you wanna call it that is ridiculous. 6 pieces of ravioli for 2.25= insane. 1.75 for one egg roll= crazy. Seeing Nana "the funny black lady" everyday= priceless.

Most of the cafeteria workers have stink attitudes with underlying suspicsion in their eyes. Who the hell would steal a beef chunk? hahaha

My advice bring your lunch or use a vending machine or if you live in the dorms move out or if your broke starve because the MoBap cafeteria is hell, hell with potatoes and gravy on the side.

Good Eating,

Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P

The Matchmaker

HEy

I played Matchmaker this last weekend. My good friend Marissa had just broken up with her slightly homosexual ex boyfriend and was looking for someone new, more masculine, and slighty more confident. Marissa was who is sometimes socially awkward wanted me to help her find someone or something to occupy her time. At first I was kinda annoyed. Then kinda flattered and decided that I could at least set her up with one of my wrestling buddies who was as equally as socially inept and a mildy entertaining. Spaw hahahah Jason Spaw lol. Spaw is hella chill, I'm pretty sure he hated me @ the begining of the semester for three main reasons:

1. I punched him in the face and gave him a black eye "umm I don't remeber doing this"

2. I thought we didn't have much in common ( found to be untrtue)

3. My mean sense of humour and constant jokes (hahahah)

But, with this said and me turning a new leaf I got to know Spaw-Spaw a lil' better. He's hella chill and we went through alot of the same bs growing up (ENOUGH said). Anyways, I knew Spaw was looking 4 a girl and it was weird, because homeboy was lookin' for a relationship not a hookup which I couldn't understand, since I haven't been single and mingling for a while. But, Anyways I hooked up Geek one with Geek 2 and they made me the third wheel. I guess She wanted to make sure he wasn't a creeper, a douchebag, or had herpes ;) lol. But the started hitting it off. I TRIED to say as little as possible, and when I became apparent that they wanted to bone or talk about bonin' I decided to leave.

I kinda feel good that they both found someone. At least, found someone to talk to and be with 4 the moment and I don't have to play psychologist in my single friends relationships like I usually do. They both have big amounts of baggage, but I'll be damned if I get involved in that.

Goodluck guys,

NO HOMO

Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P

Saint Louis Drivers

Its Snowing

No School, No Practice, Lots of fun....
I live approxitmately 8.5 miles away from my college Missouri Baptist University.
It usually takes about ten minutes to there if I take HWY 141. Trust me I'm getting to the point.
Well, Saint Louis drivers suck. They don't know how to drive in anything other than "perfect" weather. And the funny part is we're landlocked and we have unpredictable, crappy weather.
Saint Louis driver's become frienzied when rain, ice, sleet or snow hit the ground. I viewed over 5 accidents in my way home from school. It's kinda a crazy notion. My dad's theory is that every so often ( cycles of 2 or 3 years). It doesn't snow or blizzard and then Saint Louis gets a really bad one and unexperienced drivers are left dumbfounded. He maybe right because a monotheistic outlook on Saint Louis drivers is wrong. There are some good Saint Louis drivers lol but most just aren't from here lol. I have know room to talk I got in an accident two weeks ago. But, hey I'm just observant. The next time, it snows a little be cautious but don't drive like the sky is falling, the world is ending and that your about to die. At the same time be sane and don't "put the pedal to the medal. Be a Smart driver, Not a typical Saint Louis driver...

Love U Guys,
Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.
I'm Derrick aka Journalismkidd "Voice for the Underground Bitches" :P

MOBAP IS AMAZING (*NOTE THE SARCASM)

MISSOURI BAPTIST UNIVERSITY aka MOBAP aka MBU is amazing (*note the sarcasm.) This schoool has tons of events from the weekly bible studies in the Perk to the amazing basketball games. There is always high student attendance at these exciting functions. The cheerleaders are great. Personally, I believe the cheerleaders should get more recongnition because those high kicks and cart-wheels are grade A, olympic material.

MOBAP FUN FUN
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On a more serious note The Perk is useless. The Perk is an never packed coffeehouse on the Missouri Baptist campus. The drinks are too expensive for the college budget and they taste like dirt. The prepackaged muffins are huge and kinda good but, over priced. The only thing The Perk is useful for is the weekly bible studies that only fifteen percent of the student body attends or for upper middle class or wealthy staff to spend their money on. I believe this building was a waste of time effort and money but, hey i'm only a dumb college kid.


Then, there's the "weight room" it's really sad, semi-pathetic and hidden for a reason. I wish the tour guide during my visit wouldn't have forgotten this room. It's hard to explain the look of the "weight room" without inserting my bias or seeming over dramatic because it just happens to be that shitty. It has a fifteen person max and you must leave for belongings outside or in our schools locker room (there are no lockers). The equipment is either rusted, dated, or broken. But, if you have nowhere else to lift do what you gotta do.

And then there's the exciting MoBap weekends.... There there awesome, when you want to be surronded by the same people you see day in and day out in school, practice, and lunch. The best MoBap weekend I had was not being at MoBap. A roadtrip to Mizzou was pretty sweet.

If I ever wanted to punish someone I loved I'd send them to MoBap. It's a baptist prison. But, some people like being caged. I don't.

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BRITNEY SPEAR's ALBUM

Britney Spears is the epitome of controversy and the reason that celebrities have lost there role model status for and acceptable and expected one of drugs, rehab, sex tapes, more rehab, lawsuits, family intervention, even more rehab and a hopefully renewed social status and career. Mrs. Spears new album was okay, I guesss. I'm not really a big fan of repeatitive lyrics, heavy 808's and overrated, over publicized artists. Her latest singles include Womanizer, Circus and up and Coming "If U Seek Amy". Womanizer= Repeative useless anarchic techno wannabe dance lyrics with no soul. Circus= Rich in meaning, a spectacle and worthy of the standards held to this icon. If U seek Amy is a play a pathetic play on words. Say the song title fast "F U C Kay Me".... Wow Spears you are really creative... well your producers and writers are.... She's tried lol but trying just isn't enough. Lets hope the video is at least decent. The lyrics are addicting though. Unfortunately, I can't get them out of my head........

HERALD SUN ARTICLE:US radio stations threatened to ban Britney's If U Seek Amy, her third single from the album. There's no four-letter swear word but fairly obviously an unsubtle title. "But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy," is also the catchy hook to the song and another bone of contention for radio. Gallery: Britney Spears seeking pop salvation Hot gallery: Britney's comeback at MTV Awards Britney also knows that her music's target is young women and schoolgirls. Mothers have written they don't want their daughters to be singing the song. Fearing the backlash of releasing the song in the controversy and about to embark on a world tour, Britney has, according to The Sun newspaper, altered the title. The song is now called If You See Amy.

Real World 21 Brooklyn

Generation Y is harder to define,but not to rationalize.

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The Real World: Brooklyn is the upcoming twenty-first season of MTV's reality television series The Real World, which focuses on a group of diverse strangers living together for several months in a different city each season, as cameras follow their lives and interpersonal relationships

REAL WORLD 21

Devyn Simone- high maintenece, suburban raised African-American female with an agenda. I probably would have been friends with her in high school just becuase she's hot and I bet money she was a cheerleader. She is very articulate, quick-witted and somewhat pretentious.... Damn she kinda annoying (nice the boobs tho) btw there fake.

Next is Baya Voce is cute. She is like the only non Morman in Salt Lake City, Utah aka home and safe haven of the Ladder-day Saints. She is ultra liberal. Raised by hippies parents and embracing the hip hop culture as a young teen she was mocked. She is and activist and environmentalist. She also has a dark side (years of depression and panic attacks). She seems chill. I hope the other extreme personalities dont run her over.

Then theres Scott.. the stereotypical jock. According to the previews there is something deeper. A nice person... I guess. He will eventually no doubt hookup with Devyn or Baya. He is a gentleman and a conflict mediator. He is a model and has worked at a gym since fourteen. Let's give the meathead a chance there might be substance. Personally i'm predicting a douche bag.

Soon after on the list of roommates is Sarah. She is a former hardcore lesbian turned bisexual... see Marissa it can happen. She is covered in ink hates pink and sports dark hair. She claims to hate drama but it seems to follow and that she is stereotyped as being a bad ass and freak because of her looks. She seems down for whatever and can still sport her heavy eyeliner. I could totally chill with her. I hope her past doesnt come to haunt her. I have a feeling she has alot of secrets.

In my personal opinion the next guy not about shit.... He seems boring, shady and gay. It's JD the token "gay dude". He claims his father beat him and it made him the person he was today... what a homo? jk but seriously he just seems too mature, too boring, and too blah for the Real World. I dont wanna watch Reality Tv about someone who already has the life together. Damn it I wanna see it fall apart and have them rebuild it. Go back to your dolphin job JD its the only cool thing about you.


Then theres Ryan a semi normal dude with a temper and the tendency to be the class clown. He is a total bro but, its okay because he plays guitar and sports a nice pair of berks. He inlisted in the Army at 17 and is suprisingly really deep. He write poetry, music and is working on a book will see how that goes. I think any normal person could sit down with him and have a beer and some civil conversation. He seems deep and funny, but not so damn deep im bored i.e. JD!!!Watch him I think him and Baya might have something.



Then there is Chet. He comes across as a tool and most people that I know wouldnt even talk to or acknowledge him. But, I think if you give him a chance you will realize you probably were RIGHT!!! He is a blonde, conservative, skinny jeans wearing,virgin, mormon, republican, poser, punk. But, he seems genuinely nice and sincere which is are traits hard to found nowadays. He would totally stop to help someone with a spare tire then tell them about the book of mormon. Mormans kinda scare me and I personally believe their beliefs are wack but hey, to each his own. Chet will NOT get laid this season...


Ummm lastly the X factor the eighth member of the season his, her, well their name is Katelynn. A self proclaimed computer geek and karate enthusist They were born a man and has gone through alot physically (duh!) and emotionally during their change. They will bring a new audience and a new outlook to this Cast WOW... who ever thought thered be a tranny on the REAL WORLD.... Damn

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I wanna see how this plays out?

*Journalismkidd the voice for the underground bitches